oh god the rape fog is back!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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