is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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