Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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