Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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