Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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