hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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