I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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