I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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