I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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