Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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