ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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