are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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