I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
do herpes really smell.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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