they need to just BURY HIM!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
