wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The beer is more important than you right now.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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