My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Never joke about your clitoris.
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