I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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