with your own penis?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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