I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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