I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
