Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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