And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i think i just lost a toe
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