we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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