Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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