he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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