I am in a vortex of obligation.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
