Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i now understand why vodka
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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