This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
only you would photoshop your dick
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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