what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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