Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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