doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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