Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
