taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If I die, sorry about rent.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
