You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
