we have officially lost it.
You work out of a Hotel?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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