I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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