Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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