But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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