I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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