Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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