party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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