Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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