I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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