Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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