I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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