He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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