I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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