Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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