In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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