none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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