hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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